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May
9
(2007)
Uniquely extend cost effective meta-services whereas one-to-one outsourcing
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Efficiently whiteboard dynamic content without cross-unit channels. Distinctively implement plug-and-play manufactured products with open-source innovation. Proactively integrate goal-oriented paradigms before best-of-breed internal or “organic” sources. Energistically network multimedia based markets rather than diverse convergence. Enthusiastically implement wireless web services without standards compliant platforms. Globally embrace enterprise-wide ROI rather than cross-unit applications.
Compellingly expedite prospective imperatives and worldwide results. Efficiently aggregate pandemic partnerships via client-centered e-services. Professionally matrix high-payoff methods of empowerment via out-of-the-box niche markets. Compellingly scale ubiquitous opportunities after customer directed benefits. Enthusiastically foster principle-centered sources without economically sound technologies. Continually disintermediate resource maximizing testing procedures whereas low-risk high-yield mindshare. Enthusiastically architect just in time ROI before ubiquitous core competencies. Assertively provide access to interdependent intellectual capital through 24/365 benefits. Assertively create wireless initiatives vis-a-vis accurate information.
Dynamically revolutionize value-added human capital and exceptional technologies. Monotonectally matrix frictionless e-markets via ubiquitous architectures. Completely network distributed networks vis-a-vis go forward data. Intrinsicly reintermediate principle-centered architectures vis-a-vis leading-edge solutions. Energistically plagiarize visionary quality vectors for exceptional networks. Synergistically unleash mission-critical paradigms through integrated models. Proactively evolve fully tested meta-services without enterprise-wide testing procedures.
D’Arcy-
What well have you been drinking from?
Please stop.
Completely redefine integrated networks and orthogonal value.
That’s more like it! You’re finally talking sense. There may be a place for you with Lighips eLearning Supremacy Systems yet.
Now all we gotta do is sit back and let the money roll in.
Investment opportunities maintaining elongated sentences internalising solipsists
Finally, IP-based proof that Lighips and I am of no relation – not that I’d mind, of course.
You mean to tell me that what we’re doing is not about framing an affordable ( as in free) learning network that frames education in a radically new and open way? Interesting experiment, what does happen when language is emptied of any particular meaning and quickly becomes a jingoistic means for promoting some vaguely “global” vision of “excellence” that frames the neo-liberal educational montra of administrative tech-speak? This reads as much like a a linguistic break down a la Samuel Beckett as it does a laundry list of administrative tech buzzwords. What ever happened to making the design or framing that is useful for a class,can be shared with others within a distributed to learn, and gives people some particular tools to understand the world we live in?something that is useful
Progressively leverage other’s economically sound best practices via customer directed innovation.
The above comment is as much an experiment in absurdity as it is a demonstration of the effects of sleep deprivation! Sorry to add more nonsense to your world:)
D’Arcy-
Didn’t get any follow up comments- am trying to register again.
David, I haven’t been getting any of the email notifications I’m supposed to – I’m guessing my mail config is borked. I’ll check into it.
I mean… Progressively coordinate next-generation expertise with global channels.
David, let me know if you got an email update about this comment. I tried installing a plugin to send email via GMail’s smtp server to get around a lack of sendmail on my Dreamhost server…
I think someone used the Educational Jargon Generator a bit too much? http://www.sciencegeek.net/lingo.html
Keri, I used an even better tool. The Dashboard Corporate Lorem Generator widget.
I mean… Progressively promote sticky channels through resource maximizing outsourcing.
I think they used a similar tool to write what the architect says to Neo in the 2nd Matrix movie.
I don’t understand a single word =(